Russian Vk – Perfect Amber Heard site

3 Feb

For the idiots there that claim Johnny was joking and they all laughed so of course it was a joke

Hell in a handbag

They laughed- yeah and uncomfortable laugh from your “pristine poptart”  and if it’s a joke what boyfriend calls his girlfriend a fame whore? Is that a joke? Good thing to say to someone? No. Go on an live in your delusion but what you should be saying is “How rude!” and wondering why such a thing would ever BE SAID. He was constantly digging her on the Tokyo red carpet. Sad actually.


11 Responses to “Russian Vk – Perfect Amber Heard site”

  1. SweetMurder February 3, 2015 at 10:03 pm #

    You are the biggest idiot on the Web. If you “hate” her so much (which you obviously obsess over this women), why bother talking about her? Why dedicate your time writing about her? You clearly take every little goddamn thing out of context and twist every detail to shape it the way you want it to be perceived. Please, you’re a joke on the Internet. Go find yourself a decent hobby. I’m laughing at this joke of a blog you have running here.

    • jambernews February 4, 2015 at 12:22 am #

      I’m obsessing over this woman AKA you’re obsessing over this blog.
      Why do you bother talking about her AKA why do you bother posting here?
      Shape it on how you want it perceived AKA I made Johnny Depp say snarky things to Amber Heard on a red carpet.

      Yeah you should be laughing. Speaking of hobbies perhaps you can find one that doesn’t make you look ill informed. You’re making Jersey look bad.

      • SweetMurder February 4, 2015 at 12:48 am #

        How ever you want to slice the cake, you STILL dedicate your precious time to her. But it’s hilarious seeing you going out of your way to post every chance you get about her.

        Now go crawl back to your cave

        • jambernews February 4, 2015 at 1:14 am #

          This is fun. You came back to “bother” me. Just another one of those teens out there that have a crush on me. Listen, in all honesty do you know what would make me extremely thrilled? You being buttfucked with a shovel. Let me guess…masturbating with a baseball bat to tranny porn was getting old? Oh sure, I would eradicate you from this blog, but then the title of “Most monstrously hideous bitchass in existence” would be awarded to someone else.

          So why are you here? You didn’t like my comment on the “We lick Amber Heard’s twat” site? AKA “Perfect Amber Heard” VK, no seriously, Why are you being a cunty, queef pirate, did someone take a poop in your cocoa puffs?

          No worries, with what you’re doing now, In just over a year, you will almost certainly be humping a homeless guy in an unoccupied whorehouse for dimes

          Please gargle a gallon of spunk, you cunt. Now bounce the fuck outta here.

    • Loved Hatea February 4, 2015 at 1:29 am #

      Well those of us that follow and contribute to this blog will have the last laugh when this “relationship” goes to “hell in a hand basket” in front of the viewing public. Who am I kidding, it already has for people who actually open their eyes and think for themselves. And I’m sure that none of us will be polite and stay quiet. You will hear every form of “We told you so” that we can think of.

      Yes, there may be a “wedding” and you may see pictures and hear stories, but it’s all for show, smoke and mirrors. If a wedding occurs it just means that they are ready to start planning the ending. Once they are married, they won’t be seen together as much. I predict this relationship will end in 2017, right before POTC5 hits the red carpet (that’s why Disney is waiting, they want this to be over first), probably right around June which will be exactly 5 years since this insanity started, it’s a 5 year contract and when it’s over it’s over. And the tabloids will be making up all kinds of shit stories about them getting together again and how she was an angel and he was a bastard, then the next week she was a slutty bitch and he was a knight in shining armor. And so it goes. There are already several web sites out there already polling readers about how long the marriage will last and none of those sights are affiliated with this one.

  2. sol February 4, 2015 at 8:17 am #

    I love this blog. No heed these “chupacabras”

  3. Minnie1 February 4, 2015 at 9:59 am #

    So Team Chupacabra has launched yet another attack to shut down comments. You’ve got to feel a bit sorry for them–defending a stinky little beast must get tiring.

  4. fairytaleginewrong February 4, 2015 at 1:54 pm #

    Sweet Murder, I don’t think that the obsession is with “this” woman.
    The obsession is with what she took away from us. She has destroyed the Johnny
    that we loved. She’s destroyed him physically, emotionally, and psychologically. We ,
    unlike “this woman” truely care for those we love. I for one, will continue to point out what she
    is and does until she stops or goes away.

    • jambernews February 4, 2015 at 5:27 pm #

      Thank you. FTGW

  5. Lara February 9, 2015 at 8:43 pm #

    I dislike Amber just as much as the next fellow citizen but let us not go that far to the point of freeing Johnny from the responsability for who he has become. She simply enhances who he has become or even who he has always been. He seemed different before because he had Vanessa by his side, and it’s obvious to all of us by now that the man is like a sponge. As Amber put it – exceptionally wisely for a moron that she is – ‘I thought he was a good impersonator’.

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