True Love is when he……..

23 Jan

NUMBER 1

He pauses and has to think in order to agree you look(ed) amazing

http://www.eonline.com/news/616859/johnny-depp-s-response-to-amber-heard-engagement-question-is-so-johnny-depp-watch-the-video

NUMBER 2

Even though the whole world knows how long you’ve been engaged he  doesn’t want to answer.

http://www.eonline.com/news/616859/johnny-depp-s-response-to-amber-heard-engagement-question-is-so-johnny-depp-watch-the-video

NUMBER 3

He buys you an engagement ring but doesn’t know your ring size, and when it’s too big never gets it resized.

NUMBER 4

After nudes and videos are leaked of you online, pictures that clearly have sext Written in the or on them(“This Texas bitch will eat you alive!”), he answers on the Ellen show he’s never sexted. Ever. ( 2:31 video time)

NUMBER 5

Your new “boyfriend” hides in the floor board of a car to avoid being photographed with you.

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2 Responses to “True Love is when he……..”

  1. sol January 24, 2015 at 12:18 pm #

    I think Johnny is terribly confused, each occurrence with she ruins your imagen. I have read comments in all places and people hate to her, not only she can not act and has no charisma to reach the public, and it is necessary an artist because the public is paying an entry for to see you. She’s dragging his curse Johnny,note that it is not love and sex less because in the state in which he is ,not think I can do much.

  2. Judy Latty January 24, 2015 at 6:27 pm #

    This is your brain on drugs….remember his PSA……?????

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