Ball Bashing Night.

11 Jan

From “On the rocks” to PDA. You know it’s gotta be true. No couple having problems will display a kiss in public if they are having relationship problems. That kiss. Last night at the Art of Elysium Gala Amber Heard and Johnny Depp were photographed kissing. If that’s what one will call it. I’ve never seen anyone open pucker to give a kiss, unless it’s their asshole getting prepared for a pounding. Most people wouldn’t have been surprised to see a tentacle come out, and force itself down Depp’s throat.  There really wasn’t much to be seen between Depp looking gloomy with a “shoot me in the balls now” look, and Amber eye fucking any camera in her “eye line”. Amber always manages to either look like she’s pre orgasmic during photos, or on Quaaludes, Usually both. I have no doubt she gets off on being the center of attention.
The rest of the evening was spent sitting ..not at tables… but beds. At least she was in her element.
Now back to that kiss. No tongue was shown, but Amber’s mouth is open and ducked. AKA both lips curled outward while open. I’m wondering if it’s second nature to her. It had a strong resemblance to Wanda on In Living Color.  Open, loose, and well…as other places reported, cringeworthy. I’m sure when the evening was over Amber went home and googled herself, creaming at all of her photos, and Johnny went back to his own house, and repeatedly slammed his balls with a hammer trying to get the thought of that kracken vagina stuck on Amber’s face out of his mind.

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17 Responses to “Ball Bashing Night.”

  1. sol January 11, 2015 at 9:09 pm #

    I’m sorry but that’s just gross!I don’t like this relationship and it appears Amber is in it solely for the publicity.I do not see them in a permanent relationship,I really thought Johnny Depp was a much deeper person.

  2. Loved Hatea January 11, 2015 at 9:10 pm #

    Thanks for the crop of “the kiss”. If you look at the entire photo, you can see that she is kissing his chin and he is kissing just to the side of her mouth. An example of a practiced stage or if you prefer, staged kiss. Looks like the same kissing that they did at the airport last April when PR was pushing them big time. This entire relationship stinks like Amber’s crusty, used and abused vagina.

  3. Mango January 11, 2015 at 11:47 pm #

    I saw the Dailymail pics. What a disgrace of a date.
    She is a leech in high heels …. 2 things I have noticed:

    1. His face is away from the camera
    2. Even on the GMA interview when he was talking about the
    southern bell …. The camera was not on his face.

    Is he being black mailed or tired of being w/ a woman who would really care…..

  4. piipe January 12, 2015 at 1:05 am #

    When I saw this picture for the first time, I was shocked. Worst picture of them ever.
    Its sees a kilometers from is not going well, and Johnny looks sick, and he probably is, all of alcoholism. And this pic yet and it seems ridiculous. There seem to love the kiss not at all. No one celebrity couple like this. A maximum of gentle smacker on the cheek or mouth. It looks normal this than to prove something. I hope that Amber will not travel to Australia and they will keep little break and to think about things, how their relationship.
    I can not identiry if Amber in the glass wine or cola. I hope that the cola. Would think they will had agreed in advance, with a drink alkohol Amber or not the

    • sol January 12, 2015 at 6:50 am #

      she doesn’t go to Australia? Your bags should already be ready La leech will not leave him alone for even a minute…

  5. Guest January 12, 2015 at 1:50 am #

    “This entire relationship stinks like Amber’s crusty, used and abused vagina.”

    Lmao! I love this site! Everyone is saying how cringe worthy and bizarre their PDA was

    • Loved Hatea January 12, 2015 at 2:03 pm #

      To the Guest…the thing is that if she thinks this relationship is making her look good, it’s not!!! Based on what everyone is commenting all over the internet, it now appears blatantly clear that Amber Heard, for whatever reason, has forced Johnny Depp to stay with her way beyond the expected expiration date of this relationship. It’s already stale and moldy. No outings, no marriage and no baby is going to save it. The public can now see just how miserable Johnny is and the more Amber parades him as her escort or as a life partner, the more the public is hating her. This was not a good career move for her and given that Depp is known to be moody, temperamental and potentially abusive, it was probably not a good life choice for her either. Plus, the public are hating Johnny too because he looks like the stupid idiot that’s letting this happen, he’s lost all of his credibility. This is SO much worse than he and Vanessa Paradis splitting, that could be understood, people change life goes on. But this relationship is wrong on so many levels and why can’t Johnny Depp walk away from it? Unless he’s too stupid to see it or he’s being forced to stay with her. What could force someone like Johnny Depp to stay when he’s obviously unhappy? That’s why it’s cringe worthy.

  6. Cumber January 12, 2015 at 5:46 am #

    I just don’t get how many users here say contradictory things. First you say that this relationship is staged and all a sham and then you say things like that he will take a break from this relationship when they’ll have to work in separate countries… Break from what if according to you they have no real relationship? You say they need to think… But think about what if they are aware to not be a real couple? Then someone of you also said here that he looks sick because the relationship seems to not going well… Well if you believe it’s staged, there’s nothing that needs to go well in their relationship because it isn’t real…. Most of you are very incoherent with you theories. I’m not saying yiu can be wrong to say that Johnny and Amber relationship is staged but if you believe this theory, please try to be coherent in your comment at least because one day you say it’s staged and the other day you speak like they are really in a relationship… You want more proof of your incoherence? When rumours about Amber cheating on Johnny come out and tabloids tell he is tired of her betrayals, you often say things like that he finally will open his eyes, that she’s a bitch and that this relationship have few time left to be… Can’t you see how your words are always incoherent with your statements about this relationship being fake? If it’s really staged that all the rumours about her cheating on him make no sense and can’t be real because when you have no real relationship with someone there can be no real betrayal so Amber is free to have sex with other people if she wants in real life as well as Johnny, right? So why she is supposed to be a bitch if she fucks people she likes since she’s not having anything real with Johnny anyway? This is completely nonsense. Just tune up your mind with rumours and your theories because it seems your opinions about this couples are a mess.

    • jambernews January 12, 2015 at 4:35 pm #

      Can’t you see how saying they are in love or have any kind of DEEP relationship could also be considered having blind eyes? Pot meet Kettle.

  7. Minnie1 January 12, 2015 at 10:00 am #

    She is such a tacky, desperate lowlife. But at the same time I’m thinking she may be a vampire, or something else undead.

  8. murkles January 12, 2015 at 1:31 pm #

    Did anyone notice that he had his skull ring on and not his “cough cough’ his management ring?

  9. murkles January 12, 2015 at 1:32 pm #

    Yes I love this sight too it is the only place I know who tells the truth and gives the facts!

    • sol January 12, 2015 at 7:25 pm #

      I think the same !!!

  10. Anonymous January 12, 2015 at 2:32 pm #

    The whole things is such a shame. When JD is on his own, he seems like an intelligent, thoughtful person, but his continuing relationship with her gives me the impression that he views women strictly as sex objects. The larger photo of this incident shows that they weren’t even holding hands–it was a stand up mouth to mouth encounter which screams sex not love. What a shame.

  11. Cumber January 13, 2015 at 6:21 pm #

    Jambernews, I’ve never said they’re in love or in a deep relationship and I never asked you to say such a thing. You and other people here can think as much as you want that Johnny and Amber relationship is staged and so not real and maybe you’re also right, BUT at least be coherent about what you all say because there’s evidence you are not and everyone can see that through your comments. Please people, tune up your theories about this couple and tune up your brain ’cause it’s all a mess and it’s evident not only to me how incoherent you are.

    • jambernews January 14, 2015 at 6:57 pm #

      Again pot meet kettle.

    • jambernews January 15, 2015 at 10:20 pm #

      Got a headache again reading this. If you aren’t happy with this blog just go find one more to your taste. Problem solved.

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