Magic Mike

19 Sep

Amber Heard has joined the cast for the second round of Magic Mike.

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Once again, we learn that she’s taking a role that isn’t much different from any other she’s done. On the off chance one of our readers doesn’t know what the first movie was about, here’s a recap.

Magic Mike is a 2012 American comedy-drama film directed by Steven Soderbergh and starring Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, and Matthew McConaughey. The plot revolves around Adam, a 19-year-old who enters the world of male stripping, guided by Mike Lane, who has been in the business for six years.  Adam falls further into the excessive lifestyle of the Xquisite dancers, using drugs and having sexual encounters with many clients. When Dallas announces he has a plan to move their act to Miami, Mike confides in Brooke that he is tiring of the lifestyle and wants to get a small business loan to pursue his dream of opening a custom furniture business. The bank declines his loan application and Mike realizes that he has to stay in the business to continue to pay his bills.

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OH and Channing was in 21 jump street the movie. Just saying.

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3 Responses to “Magic Mike”

  1. Nope September 19, 2014 at 1:07 pm #

    How many (either rumored or verified) homosexuals can they cram in to one film so obnoxiously marketed to the bored housewife heterosexual set?

    All the gays unite! Grind your hips into the faces of women whom you don’t want and who don’t want you. I’ll bring the popcorn and pretend I’m turned on.

  2. Guest September 20, 2014 at 1:53 am #

    I’m not surprised. Every role Amber plays is the same. Boring! That is what happens when you lack acting talent

  3. jag September 21, 2014 at 10:19 am #

    Tatum, Bomer, Pettyfer…all damn handsome and hot ‘younger’ guys…. Tatum is married and a hot property. You think the leech’s sticky hands won’t itch? What will a younger ‘plus 1’ do when she gets tired of being the laughing stock by carrying a rock from a desperate 50 yr old guy in mid-life crisis and wants to climb the ladder some other way? However I’m sure Depp doesn’t worry about it at all. Also Tatum was with JD in PE. Ofcourse he wouldn’t mind doing a favor for Depp who came in for a free cameo in 21JS. That’s how the ho gets work – favors.

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