3 Sizes Too Small

6 Sep

Ahhh the smell of desperation and clothes burning from friction.

Amber Heard’s dress to the GQ Awards on Sept. 2nd was in a word. Awful. Not just the design but how it fit. Bad Bad Bad.

The dress looked 3 sizes too small and bunched and gathered in places it shouldn’t have. We know Amber has made comments that she loved doing the playboy club because she was allowed to have curves. She didn’t have to watch her diet. I think it might be time to rethink that. When your thighs get bigger than your fiancées you need to cut back on the twinkies.



3 Responses to “3 Sizes Too Small”

  1. nono September 6, 2014 at 4:10 pm #

    John he look bad like elvis did before he died

    • jambernews September 7, 2014 at 11:10 am #

      yeah… there’s a reason for that. He needs to drop the leech and get to feeling better. I agree. LOL

  2. Guest September 10, 2014 at 8:50 pm #

    That’s the first thing I noticed about these photos. Her body looks weird and Johnny looks miserable

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