“A southern belle and sweet as can be, and very good for me.”

3 Apr

Okay now that I’ve stopped laughing.

A southern belle –

This is about a girl who said she couldn’t wait to get out of Texas, and who poses with her legs and mouth open in photos. We are talking about Amber Heard right?

Southern Belle Definition: The Southern belle (derived from the French word belle, ‘beautiful’) is an archetype for a young woman of the American Deep South’s upper class.

Texas is not deep south. I thought Amber Heard said in one of her interviews when she was growing up they had nothing. (Even though she was in private school) Maybe Johnny is ignorant of the true definition.

“Sweet as Can be”: For someone that dates someone and then drops them when they find another (Tasya dropped for Johnny) and someone who admires Ayn Rand who made racist remarks about Native Americans, I guess this statement is subjective and perception is everything. (psst don’t forget she’s sweet as can be, because she didn’t give a shit about moving in on a man who was in a relationship for 13 years. – real sweet there Amber)

“Very Good For Me” – yes if very good means, ruining your family man image, being seen as a middle aged mid life crisis man in action, and for a while there ignoring all your fans. Not to mention when you, Johnny, hid in the floor board of your SUV at Petty Fest when the paps caught her getting into your SUV. OR if you mean all the times you’ve looked miserable while out with her then yes she’s good for you.

Too bad every since you’ve been public with her your movies have “tanked” that’s good for you yes? Maybe China and Russia will pull transcendence out of the toilet, because I don’t see the United States giving you accolades for your “Southern Belle” behavior. Guess that ring that was too big, wasn’t good enough so she had to get a bigger more gaudy one. Yeah. Sweet as can be.

Cowboy Up because “sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love”


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