The Rock Giver- serial proposer

13 Mar

While the world sits waiting, watching to see if Johnny Depp or Amber Turd announce that indeed they are engaged, miss heard has treated us to some “natural caught in the moment” with her ring photos. You know, casually brushing her hair back with the engagement hand, whil,paparazzi are going picture crazy? In other words she’s doing well at “accidentally” showing it off.

Now on to Mr. serial proposer. Depp has been married once in the 1980s, engaged a handful of times, and lived with his last girlfriend, mother of his children for 14 years. What makes anyone think he’s going through with an actual wedding this go around?

Lets explore some reasons why he would get engaged:

1. He’s 50. He may feel this is it. Now or never.
2. He has no intention of marriage, it’s more to show commitment.
3. It was a “shut up” ring. As in maybe the bitch will shut up if I give her a ring for commitment
4. Depp has a gum all machine full of these rings, and he’s owned it since 1983

Depp’s had some enormous change of heart though hasn’t he? He went from hiding in the floorboard of an SUV at petty fest, not wanting to be seen with Amber, to engaged. Strange man.

The ring, there have been four of them. That’s right four engagement rings. The first was seen ay AGO restaurant, then a concert, then ambers movie premier,then her award In Texas. It’s loud, obnoxious, and screams look at me, much like the wearer of said ring.

Good thing engagement rings are an extension of the bride.

In this time, Depp has went from looking miserable to be around Amber in late 2013, to looking -slightly- more relaxed around Amber. Maybe a small grin?? Again, Strange man.

Maybe this is the perfect relationship for Depp. Perhaps Amber is okay with Depp having fun on the side, ….like some say she does. (Some say he does too) Maybe it’s an open relationship. Finally a woman that will allow Depp to dabble.

Thing is, amber did a 180 for Depp. She used to talk and smile for photos, now she hides and says she’s private. Shhhhhhh. Depp is wearing all kinds of t-shirts that show support for things Amber feels are important. Depp used to say he believed in something after death, after this life. Now he says it’s just dirt and worms. Typical atheist view. Just like Amber Heard.

So am I changing my mind about the relationship? Nope.

I still think it’s not the real deal. They aren’t in love. It won’t last. Some bodies gonna tire out soon enough. Might not be soon, but I just don’t see loud and obnoxious, look at me, I wanna be a star, making it 14 years.

Depp’s a strange man, dumb too to get messed up with this fruitcake. Heard? She’s just fame hungry. This is her ticket by George.

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