Amber Heard Upcoming Movies

29 Aug

Name                                      Future Outcome

Syrup –                                     Tanked:  Video Release Nov. 2013- Total Lifetime Grosses $663. 00 (no shit) Its Video     on demand release date is May 1, 2013, and its US theater release date is June 7, 2013.  STRAIGHT to video on demand.

Paranoia-                                Tanked:  Video Release Nov. 2013 – Total Lifetime Grosses $6,728,347

London Fields –                     Straight to Video

Autobahn-                              Straight to Video


London Fields: Clairvoyant femme fatale Nicola Six has been living with a dark premonition of her impending death by murder. She begins a tangled love affair with three uniquely different men: one of whom she knows will be her murderer.

Ummm tangled love affair with three men…..

Autobahn:  An American backpacker gets involved with a ring of drug smugglers as their driver, though he winds up on the run from his employers across Munich’s high-speed freeways.

This will be edge of your seat material

Now for a review of “All The Boys Love Mandy Lane”


4 Responses to “Amber Heard Upcoming Movies”

  1. karma August 30, 2013 at 6:15 am #

    You forgot “All the boys love Mandy Lane”. The Weinsteins picked it from the shelf (it was there allready) to release it after Machete Kills this fall.
    I think they didn’t expect “Paranoia” to tank so brutaly and thought they could ride on the wave with Amber. I guess Paranoia was expected to be some sort of breakthrough role for Amber. That obviously didn’t work out. All those photoshoots and interviews were done before the Paranoia premiere and the promotion for the movie was totally focused on Amber and Liam.
    Machete Kills will certainly find its audience, but Amber won’t stand out, there are too many good looking women envolved. She must have had high hopes on Paranoia and therefore she must be gutted by the failure. (I’m sure she will never admit that and, just like Johnny, say: “I don’t care”.)

  2. karma August 30, 2013 at 6:28 am #

    Oh, sorry, didn’t read all the way down.

  3. jawaka August 30, 2013 at 11:17 pm #

    OMG! A snooze fest!

    • jambernews August 30, 2013 at 11:27 pm #

      Shit they made more in candy and popcorn sales for those movies. (especially since a large tub of buttered popcorn will now set you back about $250.00 and a full paycheck)

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