What Would you do to help Johnny?

14 Aug

In the comments tell us what you would do to help Johnny out of his “relationship”, and or negative situation. ALSO tell us your favorite Depp era.


16 Responses to “What Would you do to help Johnny?”

  1. SilentNight700 August 14, 2013 at 10:25 pm #

    I would become a good friend to him. That advantage that people use over him, I would use to guide him to himself, letting him know he needs to fix this problem. I would advise him to take a break from being in a relationship and focus on finding himself. I truly think he would listen to me.

    My favorite era is the POTC era. He seemed like he was the most happy around that time, since that’s when his career really took off.

  2. AmberWHO? August 14, 2013 at 10:58 pm #

    How would I help Johnny……hmmmmm….first I’d rock his world (a 27 year old has NOTHING over me), I’m pretty modest for the most part but in this area I am good and I’m discreet so no one would know. And let’s face it, he obviously responds to being seduced (I’d make sure he was clear of STD’s first). Then once I had his undivided attention, you know during pillow talk, I would inform him about everything that his public is saying and point out to him that he is doing the same thing his own father did. I’d remind him that he has to think of his kids first and that he has to realize what this girl has done to hurt those kids. If he wanted proof, I would show him this blog!!!

    You know that I’m at least half kidding here, right folks!?!

    Favorite Depp era: 1998 to the present as far as looks, style and artistic intent are concerned

  3. CJsamone (@cjsamone) August 15, 2013 at 12:34 am #

    First & foremost, cut the handcuffs off the tricycle. Than hall his ass off to Italy to meet with the pope to do an emergency cleanse with holy water. Let him soak in it under water with scuba gear for the next three weeks. If lucifer ends up finding his location, than swiss guards can hose her down off the steps.

    Blow, & Grape are my era. But than again all his movies before he met her were good.

  4. karma August 15, 2013 at 8:12 am #

    Have you seen the latest pic of him getting out of the car infront of a recording studio this week?
    You can see a bottle of beer in the back of the front seat (probably non-alcoholic), but does he drink that stuff day and night and everywhere?

  5. Pensadora August 15, 2013 at 8:44 am #

    The post is extremely disturbing…Seems like the person who posted is not happy with his life that he lives his life through others. Being a fan has its limits we enjoy the films shows etc but to have a say on one’s personal life or for them to do what we want on their lives its not part of it. In our own lives we don’t ever let anybody dictate want other people want what more on people who are not even related to us.

    • AmberWHO? August 15, 2013 at 11:29 am #

      This is a blog, it’s meant for people to speculate and comment, if you don’t like it, don’t read.

  6. Youneedhelp August 15, 2013 at 8:53 am #

    An intelligent and sane person will not write such thing….

    • jambernews August 15, 2013 at 10:39 am #

      I suppose that means that an intelligent person would not comment at all.

  7. Lala August 15, 2013 at 9:56 am #

    Do you really think that Johnny would ever admit that he need to be helped? Maybe he’s happy with what he has now because honestly I don’t think he would date Amber if he didn’t like her. It would be very simple for him to find another woman who would like to replace Amber soon, come on. Many women still likes Johnny a lot, no matter what, so if he’s not looking for a better “situation” or a better girl is because maybe he feels okay with what he has got now. We cannot deny what the truth is: Amber is beautiful (and bisexual that could be another good reason for him to like her because maybe this gives him more freedom since they could have an open relationship or maybe they’re often engaged in threesome and he could like them a lot, who knows) and Johnny always liked beautiful young women. For his entire life he dated younger women and actually I think that he wouldn’t date a woman around his age. Even if he broke up with Amber, I bet he would move to another young woman like her. He likes young women deal with it and I bet we’ll never seen him dating a 40 or 50 years old. I think he often cheated on Vanessa with young girls, so are we supposed to help him to not like young girls anymore? That’s the point, we can’t change his nature and I’m sure that even if he dumped Amber for another young girl things wouldn’t be better than they are now for him. Deal with the fact that he won’t ever choose to date a mature woman because I bet that if a woman is older than 35 or maybe even than 30, he has no more interest in dating them. So even if it wasn’t Amber, he would choose of dating another beautiful young celebrity who would use him to get fame and popularity.because it’s really improbable by now that he can find a hot and young celebrity around Amber age who is already very famous by her own and that decides of dating him for what he’s and not for what he represents. Of course it’s hard to find a hot and young woman who is very famous and appreciated by her own and who wouldn’t ask or need his help at all to further her career, because there aren’t many young celebrities like that and the few ones who are really independent, I doubt that would be interested in dating a 50 years old man, sorry. So helping Johnny to get out of his relationship with Amber wouldn’t save him anyway from dating the wrong girl who would only take advantage of his name for her personal purposes.

    My favorite Depp era was when he was with Winona Ryder because at the time I saw love in his eyes and he wasn’t into drugs or into alcool as he was when dating Kate Moss and even Vanessa (because he kept drinking heavily even when he was with her so she didn’t save him for real). When he was with Winona, we didn’t see him high or drunk and we didn’t heard bad stories regarding him neither. He wasn’t around ambiguous people like Marilyn Manson and he wasn’t rumoured of cheating with this or that girl every 5 minutes and more important, he wasn’t yet into the awful carousel of Disney movies so he wasn’t their commercial living product as he’s now since he can’t really stop himself from filming over and over again all the commercial Disney garbage that even his better fans are starting to hate.

    • jambernews August 15, 2013 at 10:38 am #

      I will only say once again. Amber being beautiful is subjective. She’s not beautiful to many people. She’s ordinary. Take her out of her air brushed photos and take the make up off her and you have a regular girl. Feature flaws and all. I will agree however that he’s had some questionable behavior for years. Before Amber Heard. WHY is he seeing her and not someone else? Sure he could at any minute dump Amber. My guess is that he isn’t tired of the punnani yet. It’s not too far away though.

    • AmberWHO? August 15, 2013 at 11:59 am #

      Actually, when he was with Winona there was constant tabloid gossip, that they were cheating on each other. But I do think he loved Winona.
      As far as him dating younger women, that’s his own lack of maturity, not looks and not their age. He knows that a truly intelligent woman who has lived her life is going to see through his charming facade faster than a younger one. But it’s not a conscious effect on his part, he just gravitates to them.

    • Shanya August 19, 2013 at 3:56 pm #

      Before Amber Johnny has always dated women who are 10-12 yrs younger than him and that is pretty common by Hollywood standards. I don’t get how this whole ‘He only dates young women’ thing started.. I’m sorry it’s not always about the man’s insecurity, it’s also more about how these women in the glamour industry mature. Besides the age difference is not uncommon in many parts around the world and it has nothing to do with men’s immaturity, so Johnny can simply be old-fashioned. Also we don’t know about every kind of woman he’s been ever attracted to. BTW Marlyn Manson as Brian Warner became his friend during the ‘Jump Street’/Winona era. Johnny’s rockstar friends are his childhood heroes who were always influencing him. Johnny & Winona were like Robsten or Brange = full of tabloid gossip. It was that break-up that is said to have gotten him moody, he even moved in with Bill&Ruth Carter after almost drowning himself with alcohol.
      I know Winona fans never quite liked him with anyone else and believe only Winona could be forever ‘his one’. Not really.

      Favourite era : mid 90’s-2000/Kate- nothing to do with the relationship, he did his best movies, his voice and persona and looked his best as well.Depp of that era will forever be one of the most beautiful, sensual and enigmatic things ever –

      Public Enemies

      and post 2011(only in terms of looks)

      he would’ve been attractive in the early 2000s as well except that he started to dress up perpetually as Jack Sparrow

  8. Lala August 15, 2013 at 12:00 pm #

    Yes jamber, you’re right after all… Amber isn’t the most beautiful woman in the world, there are women also more beautiful than her who is even losing her beauty since she’s gaining weight, so at the end I think she has nothing special that could make Johnny feeling that he’s lucky in dating her. Lucky for what? I doubt he isn’t aware he could find lots of better women, so why he keeps wanting her and just her? We don’t know, maybe she pretends to like everything he likes so he convinced himself she’s the right woman for him, or maybe she pleases him a lot in bed because I heard that bisexual women are very open minded and ready to do the dirtiest things in bed, so he could be subjugated by lust these days, you’re right, he isn’t tired of the punnani yet and Amber must be a very pervert pu…y and I bet he likes perversion in sex. What it can be more hurting is that he’s gaining an awful reputation by now. Disney offered him the role of a pedophile in “Into the woods”…. is it purely casual? Don’t know what to think at this point because people are starting to notice that there’s something insane about his obstinate preference for very young women.

    • jambernews August 15, 2013 at 1:30 pm #

      Agreed its sad to see him ruining himself.

  9. jawaka August 18, 2013 at 10:07 pm #

    Take him to a hypnotist? Send him to rehab? Get his older brother to kick his ass? Something must be done.

    • AmberWHO? August 19, 2013 at 5:37 pm #

      Get his older brother to kick his ass LOL!!! I think Keith Richards, Steven Tyler, Bruce Witkin, Bill Carter and John Waters should get together and kick his ass. I’d pay to see THAT!!!

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