Todays Words

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1. A Raisin Chasing A Plum

2. A Hugh Hefner

8 years difference

Then

11 years difference

Then

9 years difference

Then

23 years difference

In two more years all the 16 year olds will stand a chance.

Shout out to DEPP!

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Thanks for the simple YES on your engagement!

Or rather you using a chicks ring to say…..yes……..

Bizarre.

“A southern belle and sweet as can be, and very good for me.”

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Okay now that I’ve stopped laughing.

A southern belle –

This is about a girl who said she couldn’t wait to get out of Texas, and who poses with her legs and mouth open in photos. We are talking about Amber Heard right?

Southern Belle Definition: The Southern belle (derived from the French word belle, ‘beautiful’) is an archetype for a young woman of the American Deep South’s upper class.

Texas is not deep south. I thought Amber Heard said in one of her interviews when she was growing up they had nothing. (Even though she was in private school) Maybe Johnny is ignorant of the true definition.

“Sweet as Can be”: For someone that dates someone and then drops them when they find another (Tasya dropped for Johnny) and someone who admires Ayn Rand who made racist remarks about Native Americans, I guess this statement is subjective and perception is everything. (psst don’t forget she’s sweet as can be, because she didn’t give a shit about moving in on a man who was in a relationship for 13 years. – real sweet there Amber)

“Very Good For Me” – yes if very good means, ruining your family man image, being seen as a middle aged mid life crisis man in action, and for a while there ignoring all your fans. Not to mention when you, Johnny, hid in the floor board of your SUV at Petty Fest when the paps caught her getting into your SUV. OR if you mean all the times you’ve looked miserable while out with her then yes she’s good for you.

Too bad every since you’ve been public with her your movies have “tanked” that’s good for you yes? Maybe China and Russia will pull transcendence out of the toilet, because I don’t see the United States giving you accolades for your “Southern Belle” behavior. Guess that ring that was too big, wasn’t good enough so she had to get a bigger more gaudy one. Yeah. Sweet as can be.

Cowboy Up because “sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love”

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Fans are Getting ill, turning

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Well, some of them are. Everyone knows Johnny Depp has millions of fans, but there seem to be many of them online who are disgusted and just plain sick over how he’s completely changed since Amber Heard has entered the picture. They are all for him being happy, but it seems he’s went from a good family man, to a total sell out. Typical middle aged man. One who needs a young thing on his arm to make him feel alive again, which is what he said at his engagement party. He stated that Amber made him feel alive again. That’s code for, “Young again”

Fans are extremely disappointed. Maybe not all of them, but he’s not gaining any points. Let’s see how his movie Transcendence does. The numbers (what the movie makes/grosses) will tell us a lot about how fans are feeling about the “NEW Johnny Depp”

Johnny confirms the engagement……kinda

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Johnny vaguely confirmed the engagement by saying he was wearing a chick ring so it was hard to miss.

What happened to a simple yes instead of the rambling answer.

“Yes, I’m engaged”

A chicks ring, because it was Amber’s first engagement ring so it didn’t fit and now he’s wearing it. That’s what a source told US weekly.

Uhhhhh why not have it resized?? Nope, she’s got a boulder now. The new ring is a gaudy thing and it still doesn’t fit.

C’mon guys!!!

Will They Marry?

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HMMM..
Amber Heard said not long ago in an article that she didn’t want to be forced into a wedding dress and that traditional things made her uncomfortable, but she’s not having a problem flaunting all the engagement rings she has.

Newest gossip states she felt pressured into accepting a proposal. Why? Is her friends and family making her feel the pressure because Johnny would be a good catch? Does she feel pressure to cinch the deal because it brings more recognition to her name? Maybe. Maybe those are reasons and somewhere deep inside she wants to be free and not tied down. She did state that even gay marriage was something she thought and felt should be allowed but for other people, not for her.

Why the change of heart now? Or has it really changed? Will she go through with it? Maybe and how long will it last before she realized that indeed she didn’t like traditional things and being forced into a wedding dress.

“I would always prefer to shoot the gun than wear a wedding dress,” Heard said at a Beverly Hills press conference to trump the film, in which she plays a spy – opposite Kevin Costner – who’s got her fair share of trigger-happy predilections.

“It is far more interesting to me,” she explained.

and there’s more anti marriage quotes from Heard but I’ve posted them before and it gets rather boring.

Johnny’s Being a Bastard

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So Johnny and Amber arrive at their hotel in NYC. Jerry his bodyguard is with them, there are photographers and one in particular was taking a photo and Jerry had to make him move back. He wasn’t paying attention to Jerry and thus Jerry physically touched him to make him move, and once the photographer was touched he said, “Oh Sorry” and moved, poor dude, he accidentally hit Jerry’s left arm as he was moving, and Jerry rushed him. The guy kept saying “Sorry Sorry” over and over again and finally had enough and said “Don’t FU**ing Touch me, you FU**ing Dickhead!” Which Johnny Depp, who is known for his honorable and clean language told him, “Watch your language man.” Yes Johnny Depp who has never dropped the F bomb reprimanded the guy. And his voice sounded as if he was intoxicated or on something, I have no idea but it’s clearly obvious.

I’d laugh if It were really a joke, but it’s not.

ALSO, This statement coming from a man, whose girlfriend was on Chelsea Lately and dropped the F bomb which was bleeped out.

Advice: Johnny, you made the mess, deal with it and practice what you preach. Fucking Lame. Epically lame.

Video of the ordeal below:

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Johnny cussing read before the video below it, that shows johnny’s reprimand.

Though barely any of Depp’s teen magazine-reading fans ever saw the movie, the right people obviously got the joke because that same year (1990) Depp was cast in the highly sought-after role of Edward Scissorhands. “I didn’t even want to meet Tim Burton [who was just coming off Pee-Wee's Big Adventure and Beetlejuice],” Depp recalls. “I wanted to but I thought it was pointless. Tracy [Jacobs, Depp's agent] forced me to. I just said, ‘No way, it’s embarrassing.’ You know, something you want so badly and he’s never gonna see me as that, never. He’s gonna think, ‘Aaw, fuckin’ TV actor shit.’ Everybody wanted that fuckin’ role, so I just thought, ‘Hell, why would he give it to me?’”

I went to set, and I’m thinking, ‘Fuck, this is the last time I’m gonna see this guy,’ you kow, this is it, this is the last time. It was like saying goodbye. It fuckin’ made me cry, it was weird, it was bizarre. I really, really, really miss him.”

Did you know there’s a porno called Edward Penishands?
“Yeah, I’ve seen it,” Depp says. “It’s great, it’s really funny. It’s the same deal, y’know, Edward, the fuckin’ hair and everything, and the suit, the black thing, but instead of scissors for hands, he’s got these massive fuckin’ penises, just huge dicks on each hand–huge, though. He’s real timid and all that stuff, and girls come to him and really like him a lot, and, y’know, he can fuck three women–he’s got one here, one here, and then he’s got his own.”

Watch Amber drop the F bomb. watch from 35 seconds in

and the reprimand